San Andreas

San Andreas, the granddaddy of all disaster movies finally came out on video.  I had hoped to see it when it was still in theaters, but hey, the usual happened and I waited to see it on pay-per-view.

Whew, this one is a huge scale disaster flick. I'm old enough to remember Earthquake.  In that one, there were special frequency sound effects that made you feel like your seat shook during the quake.  Everybody flocked to it, some more than once...see I was seeing this guy and he was....well, never mind.  I saw it so much I memorized most of the inane dialogue. ("Help me...my son is hurt...help me" woodenly delivered and accompanied by movement reminiscent of 1970s NFL cheerleaders...)

At any rate, San Andreas is way beyond Earthquake, in special effects (CGI is a wondrous thing), in the story, the characters, and variety of disasters...it's like former earthquake films, collapsing buildings, large scale fires, tsunami films, and big sinking ships falling on the unwary all rolled into a two hour movie.  In other words, I am very glad I didn't see this one in the theater.  For me, it would probably have been too much.

The disaster starts about ten minutes into the story and continues sporadically building to the end.

The cast consists of beautiful people.  Of the main characters, only Dwayne Johnson's and Paul Giamatti's characters have brown eyes.  The rest of the major players have impossibly blue eyes of varying shades. And everyone has bleached white teeth.  In other words, they are impossibly pretty people, too.  The film looks like they combed the headshots of all the young actors in Hollywood to find the best looking...You know you're looking at California by the beautiful people as well as the landmarks.

Still, this is an entertaining film, not riveting, but very entertaining.  The storyline is good, but like in most disaster flicks, an afterthought to the chaos around them. Most of the good guys survive, and the weak-kneed villain gets his just desserts on the Golden Gate Bridge.  And he knows it's coming.  Probably just as well because he does a despicable thing during the early minutes of the disaster, compounded with another later on in the name of his own survival.

The one most uncomfortable moment for me was during the tsunami when a huge container-carrying freighter was capsizing on top of the main characters.  Given the recent events with a freighter out of Jacksonville which apparently sank during Hurricane Joaquin, seeing this portrayal took the action out of the only-a-movie category and reminded me of the doomed ship and crew.

There were images of falling buildings that reminded me of 9/11, as well. But I just say, it's only a movie, though it is unfortunate that we all know these images from real tragedies. We're not as innocent of such things as we were in the 1970s.

It is a very entertaining film.  As disasters go, it hit all the genres. The cast were believable in their roles, as previously noted, attractive people who were fun to watch.

I for one, love Dwayne Johnson as a hero.  He makes a superb and most believable one.  If you want a bit of exciting entertainment, check out San Andreas. They hit all the buttons in the disaster genre.

And now for something completely different...We have several zombie television shows currently on our networks.  I watch most of them, though admittedly I miss episodes.  But my favorite is SyFy's Z Nation. Why? It's exciting in places but it is also wryly hysterical in others. In last week's episode, our heroes, who escort the only human known to have survived a zombie bite to a medical lab in California in the hope of providing an antidote for all humanity, were in Wisconsin.  In a small town, they encountered the remnants of a cheese festival.  In the town square was a huge (and I mean HUGE) wheel of cheese.  It was taller than the people as it rested on its end.

One of my favorite characters is an older doctor, permanently mellowed by his hippie youth.  He's a hoot with his memories of the culture of his day.  At any rate, he constantly has the munchies, and attacks the wheel of cheese to cut out a chunk.  As he sighs eating the first real cheese he's had in a couple of years, a zombie horde comes over the road in their direction.  Much to Doc's chagrin, his group pulls out the stops holding the giant cheese wheel in place and rolls it toward the oncoming horde.

It rolls over the zombies, picking them up in a permanent zombie cheese ball as it travels onward.  One of the good guys says, "how long do you think it will do that?" And our leading lady shrugs and says, "from here it's all downhill to the Mississippi..." At the end of the episode, there's another shot of the cheese rolling down the road, picking up more of the "walking" dead. Quirky but fun...

Okay, I'm back and hope to see the new Spielberg film in the actual theater this weekend.  Popcorn, here I come!!

Until next time...

Take care and watch a movie.  They really are great escapes.